Potential Memoir Title #1

This one's the frontrunner so far. The thing I'd call the thing that I write about my life, eventually. 

Oh how I adore memoirs!

This particular title inspires an almost too-easy outpouring of words. There have been so! many! mofos! 

Each chapter would be about a pivotal mofo from my life. 

It would be a very, very long book.